BREAKING FUCKING NEWS!!!
"Oprah Winfrey will announce on Friday that her popular daytime talk show, "The Oprah Winfrey Show," will end its run in 2011"
Ladies and gentlemen, the end is near. On Friday, November 20th 2009 we will officially begin counting down to the end of the world as we know it. The Mayans were right. We were warned. The domino effect will begin with the holy O's announcement that her show will end in 2011. Once her show does go off the air expect the after effects to go full force until we are no more. Get your last special moments out of the way, hold on to those you love and brace yourself world. To be without the O is to be without the breath of life.