even if i never blog again.

let this summarize my past, present and future.

who wants to be alone?

300 vampires!

299!

it's been like forever guys! every day when i throw my shit on the floor after walking into my home i think about my poor blog and all the STD's it must have from leaving it out here on the internet alone. so i've missed writing and i actually have 6 minutes or so waste online and post about the shenanigans going on in my life! as you know, i've gone back to school (about 8 hours every day - minus weekends) and i get a lot of homework (that i usually end up having to finish up during class breaks) so by the time i get out of the zone i am more tired than tiger woods' peen (pop culture reference! who says i can't stay trashy?)

in all honesty, it's been school non-stop. except for certain moments when i escape.

robots do not die.

dictionary >> insensitive >> benrobot

and as usual, i've been collecting some interesting trash from my usual sources for your reading pleasure. MOAN BITCH!!!

DISS/cuss.

• i was caught with my shirt off in public again.
• CSS + Tilly and the Wall = WANT!!! [released yesterday!]
• united states of tara season 2 poster.
• TYRA QUIT!. i just don't know how much more clear the signs for the end of the world have to be.
• Kelly Fucking Clarkson covers one of my all time favorite songs.
• jamie bell. that is all.
• blake lively gets to touch ryan reynolds. i think?
• no more tobey maspiderman.
• check out my friend Andriana Chobot's new music!
• one of my personal heroes, conan o'brien lays the smack down on a cunty piece of chin.
• michael c hall is being treated for cancer :\
• matt bomer talks to details (there's a picture for all of us that don't really read when it comes to matt bomer). 

i cant believe that's the only crap i've bookmarked. damn not having any time (and this time for REALZ, not the fake kind). its time for todays music video - i choose you, Calvin Harris!!! here he is with 'You Used To Hold Me'! see you guys soon! (i hope).

um...

the next 15 weeks are going to be slow here guys. i am sofa king tired!
updates soon.

picture sunday 2!

welcome one and all!

hello robots! hope you guys rang in the new year with your loved ones. i was fortunate enough to celebrate in hollywood with some of my closest friends. it's the weekend and you guys know i keep these brief so here's video of my friends and i acting like fools on the dance floor!

the hangover minus bradley cooper.

css 'jager yoga' - live in los angeles.

happy motherfucking new year to every robot in the world!!!

p.s.

catching up: to infinity and beyond 2009.

omg i feel like the last couple of weeks have been non-stop. i've been cleaning my room getting ready to have friends pass out here tomorrow night after going out on the town [which im sure will include some incredibly hot/awkward dancing by me]. and in a couple of weeks im moving into the den which will be remodeled into a bigger private room for me. i will miss the love shack like crazy but things change. this time next year i hope to be out on my own. i have so much planned for this upcoming year, it'll  definitely be life changing. anyway, i don't think i'm going to have any time to blog tomorrow so i want to wish you folks pals a happy new year. thanks so much for checking out my robot blog. here's to the future!

[mustachebot hearts you]

my top 15ish songs of 2009.

2009 was a pretty good year in music according to yours truly. Beyonce taught us to put a ring on it [that was this year right?], Taylor Swift reminded us what being 16 was like and Lady Gaga became a legend... but FUCK THAT. Here are the real heroes, the true stars of 2009 [ugh yes, the gaga is in there... i gave in]. I pretty much have 2 rules, that the song be released in 2009 or that the music video be released in 2009. Let the motherfucking countdown begin!!!

follow the white rabbit, my new haircut dares ya!

>>> follow the white rabbit <<<

100% undiluted second hand embarrassment.

D-Listed: "...here's a clip taken from Hell's 24-hour live feed." xD

11th dimension.

you know how sometimes you think you've got your schedule figured? brb.

gagafried.

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