sneak peak: top 24 songs of 2009.

click the pic for my taste. spit as needed.

the beginning of picture blogging! no weekdays allowed :P

so the weekend is almost over and i think that unless i don't have anything to do i'll be taking weekends off from blogging. it's just too out of my way to come sit down and type stuff out when i'd rather be out. maybe i'll post a picture blog on the weekends. with that said, since i'm already home i thought i'd post some pictures up and hereby christen weekends here at RWHT picture blog days!

see you tomorrow, hometown freeeks!

take that lucy van pelt!

found the perfect christmas tree bitch!

[happy weekend y'all!]

shit just got real: samurai mario edition.

samurai mario battling bowser!!!

in no time it'll be christmas again.

hey guys, so the past week has pretty much been dedicated to Ellen DeGeneres and I agree with you, let's move on! however, i do want to thank her on the off chance that one day she comes to my blog and, ok who am i kidding but still, THANK YOU ELLEN! this Christmas is probably going to be the most memorable for a LONG time. and now for the moving on part!

about the gifts, i used the $400 target gift card to buy myself a new Sony Cybershot [W290] 12.1 MP digital camera! it's a christmas miracle you guys, my old sony camera is slowly falling apart and i just really wanted a new one (how fucking greedy do i sound?). if only i knew what was to come. anyway, the wii is in my room now, i call it peggy sue. i spent some of the $200 staples card yesterday to buy my sister an art set because i know how much she loves to draw and color and the xbox now rests in her room. i gave the $250 cost plus card to my mom because the woman LOVES to decorate the house so I thought i'd let her go crazy with it. what's left over will go towards a present for my dad and a special surprise for my parents - their 25th wedding anniversary is in 2 weeks! i thought i was going to be broke and wouldn't able to give them anything but ellen seriously pulled through!

anyway you guys, i hope you guys are as fortunate as i was during Christmas. i do feel really guilty because i know there are so many other people out there in desperate need of basic things like water and food. so having all of this given to me has made me want to do my part to help out. i'm going to start looking into doing some volunteer work so that I can pay it forward. as for tonight, i have plans to go out dancing! like omg! i havent gone out to dance in a long time! hope my 90's moves are still hip! see you guys tomorrow!

DISS/cuss.

• excuse me but what in the fuck does Clive Owen mean when he says he wants to stop making movies?!
• Joss Whedon talks about the fuck up of the year, the cancellation of Dollhouse.
• Last.FM's Best Music of 2009! #40 - #21
• D-Listed's Hot Sluts Of The Week!!!
• New Goldfrapp album coming soon - FUKK YEAH!!
• Moviethon! Get ready for the Best Films of the 00's (how the fuck do you even pronounce "00's"?!)
• Just give all of them to the Swift already, ugh. Anyway, here's the full list of Grammy nominees.
• Nickelback is the worst band of all time. FACT!!!
• Alyson Hannigan thankfully says HELL TO THE NO to Buffy movie without Joss Whedon.

Ah you guys, we've reached the weekend. I'm definitely going to make the most of mine! To get you guys in a good mood I have a straight up midnight dance song. Feel free to dance in the dark to this one! With 'Solid Gold', here's The Golden Filter!

new chromeo video for 'night by night'

HOLY EPIC DANCE VIDEO!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITES OF THE YEAR!!!
[thanks to ARJAN for the heads up!]

testing out my new camera.

on me! :]

the goddess ellen.

ellen degeneres vs ben robot part 2

Hey guys! i don't even have words for the shit that went down yesterday, it was orgasmic. So I went to pick my friend Ella up yesterday and immediately found out she wasn't feeling 100 percent but was up for going with me to see if we could get into the Ellen Degeneres show. We arrived at around 9 a.m. and thought we were the first ones there (more on this later). The man in charge politely asked us to sit down and wait for a man that was going to be arriving at 10 a.m. to distribute ticket numbers. Ella and I sat down and briefly chatted with this other woman that came after us about the ticket getting process and how excited we were to hopefully get into the Ellen audience. I think there was a moment where that other woman looked at me with eyes that read "DIE IF YOU GET IN AND WE DON'T!", but she was really nice and even wished us luck. So the man arrives to give us standby numbers and we ended up with 263 and 264. It didn't hit me right away just how big the number was or how it related to the audience, I assumed we were the first standby people. Anyway, they gave us until 4 p.m. to get back so we ended up taking a walk around the city and taking cell phone pics (I normally would be my own paparazzi but since they don't allow cameras I didn't have it with me at the time).

We ended up going back to Ella's place to watch Twilight and take a slight nap. Um, you guys, I actually kind of liked it! Like seriously. Except that I didn't like how Taylor Lautner acted... he was so... well... he was so valley like omg! and he also smiles a lot which is something that annoyed me. Other than that I'd say the movie was pretty decent. Anyway, we also decided to walk around some more and hit up the fanciest McDonalds (i know, i had a pregnancy craving ok?!). As we went back to her place I noticed how much I love Los Angeles, it's the greatest ever, I hope to live there one day.

So we headed back to the audience holding area at Gate 3 next to the Warner Bros lot. By the time we got there it was CROWDED but not overcrowded, they had everything really organized and everyone was nice. They had us watch that days Ellen episode without the commercials and then a collection of monologues that I guess are on sale on dvd and fill out these surveys. We were there for what felt like a couple of hours and then they started calling in people starting at #1. That's when my stomach fucking twisted and I got that pre-diarrhea feeling, remember how I thought we were the first ones? It hit me that #263 & #264 could be waaaaaaaaay last. After they finally got to #250 they told the rest of us that we were the standby ticket holders. At that point I was so convinced I wasn't getting in that I was at peace with it. And then they had the standbys line up. Moment of truth!

We were told to line up, form a single line and were led to the inside of Ellen's actual studio. As soon as you walk in and as soon as you get past security, you see this long hallway where pictures of Ellen with past guests line the walls (everyone from Madonna to Tom Cruise to Paris Hilton were there). They had us then line up to walk into THE MOTHERFUCKING RIFF RAFF ROOM! At that point I was ready to sit down and enjoy the show and choose dates for another day (those that don't get into the actual audience are given guaranteed seats for another day). The line we were in extended all the way into the stairs leading up to the audience and I was sure they were fucking with me at that point. I was sure that as we got closer and closer to the audience area that my chances of getting in were getting slimmer and slimmer. Then just like that, shit got real... we were in the fucking audience area!!!

The show was a motherfucking blur. I was all the way in the back row (that's how close i came to ending up in the riff raff room!) I danced so much I worked up a sweat. So if you happen to see me on t.v. (i'm acting like i'm not recording the show tomorrow and that i'm not going to have pictures of me in the audience taken from my t.v. on here tmrw) i'll be the pig in the back screaming like an asshole and looking like i just took a shower and had no time to dry up. Ellen is gorgeous and so naturally funny. She had Tobey Maguire (who was just as quiet in person as he seems in movies) and Minnie Driver on (Minnie Driver has a SMOKING body, I never noticed). That reminds me, when we were going back into the audience waiting area we drove by Justin Chatwin walking into the Warner Bros lot. On to the single greatest moment of 2009 for me!

Ellen was having this segment where she was shaving off some hair from one of her staff members and the audience was all into it when all of a sudden we hear these loud bells. That only meant one thing, 12 DAYS OF GIVEAWAYS WAS STARTING!!! Ellen promptly jumped out of her seat and out came these giant gift boxes. The crowd as you expect (and especially me) was going APE SHIT over this. Ellen proceeded to give the entire audience a Tossimo Automatic Hot Beverage System, a $200 staples card, a $250 cost plus card, an xbox with game! AND A WII!!! also with a game!!! I was going bananas guys, I sincerely hope I come out on t.v. losing my shit because I SWEAR i went beyond Oprah audience members when Ellen was rolling out the goods. And if that wasn't enough, Ellen then comes back from a commercial break and gives us a $400 Target card! OH. MY. FUCKING. GAWD. I'm still losing it guys. Best. Christmas. EVER!

ooh child!

go ahead girl, get down!