Wednesday, September 16, 2009

a swift kick to my balls.

Like me, every single one of the following people were born in 1985.
fuck. i need a sex tape released ASAP!


billilovesmargot said...

success or fame?

don't quantify success with fame or fortune. it's a slippery slope and you'll always, seemingly, end up behind the pack. you're letting the media get to you.

for now take solace in the fact that you're a good friend, brother, son, sex symbol, whatever. unless you're none of those things then... you're fucked, sorry. ;)

now go be a good friend and read my shit. hahaha

ben robot said...

@billilovesmargot from your fingertips to perez hilton's ears!