Wednesday, December 9, 2009

your worst fears have come true: black hole/dimension swap edition

last night while you were safely tucked into bed, all warm and fuzzy and shit Earth got sucked into a black hole. by my 100% accurate guess i've deduced that we've swapped dimensions. take care my friends, when you go out today be on the lookout for any strange little out of place happenings. perhaps, oprah iis 0.1% less powerful today. perhaps kim zolciak can sing now or maybe ellen only has 10 days of giveaways this year?!?! squint all day if you have to. maybe, just maybe, you'll notice that Earth just isn't the same anymore. you can read all about the end of our world here (don't let them get you).