anderson cooper and bears.

Hey guys, not much to report on today. Last night was spent huddling in bed fighting off some bad food with some trashy online t.v. (i know) and a trashy movie (think 'Pink Flamingos', i know). I was invited out to dinner but I kindly declined in order to lay in bed like a big baby. Friday schmiday, Divine's company is the only one I will ever need in this world.

Today I did some (cheap) Christmas decoration shopping and was walking through an empty Christmas aisle when all of a sudden i found the most glorious teddy bear in the history of teddy bears:

$75. fuck that.

I actually don't have plans tonight! I am broke out of my mind this weekend so I will have to make due by enjoying the most primitive of things, an early nights sleep! ON A SATURDAY!!! Who knows though, maybe the night wont end up being a bust and I'll get up and do somethin'!

DISS/cuss.

• Anderson Cooper (that is pretty much it)
• Miley Montana: rock star of our generation (that reminds me, don't forget to visit peopleofwalmart.com)
• OPRAH WATCH 2009 rages on, Chicago counting down to doomsday (we're next)
• Whos looking for a new record deal worth 50 million? (Spoiler: it's Robbie Williams, fukk yeah!)
• Film.com's Worst TV Ideas Of The Decade (They mention Jay Leno, this list is 100% FACT based on that alone)
• Jabba the cake (I'm torn... it's food, but it's so damn ugly [i like how i pretend i wouldn't eat it])
• Friendly Sesame Street! (the horror!)

I don't know why I didn't catch this awesome video sooner (i'm always down for 80's inspired digitality!) Miami Horror presents, 'Don't Be On With Her'!